That was satisfying.
TICKLED WITH THE CHOICE–Gaylean Dunn, center, of LAPD’s Van Nuys division, reacting with delight as she is named “Miss Fuzz of 1972” in a beauty contest with 14 other policewomen.
High crotch shorts.
Van Nuys for the trifecta.
The winner was chosen by male members of the Police Commission. No, really.
Lest we judge harshly, this was still two years before Angie Dickinson as Sgt. Pepper Anderson in Police Woman. In 1972 the LAPD didn’t allow women to serve on street patrol. The department got away with it by establishing a height requirement.
Gaylean appeared on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson as a result of her victory. There was no “Miss Fuzz of 1973”.
Photo credit: Ben Oleander, LA Times
Gene Raymond Townsley — Arrested in Church Theft
“Angry Pacoima Churchmen Nab Suspect – Irate church members armed with baseball bats, garden tools and lead pipes last night captured a former parishioner of the Mary Immaculate Church in Pacoima after the church poor box was robbed of $2.09.”
Two bucks. To the courthouse with the Jonathan Rhys-Meyers doppelganger. Pretty was no panacea.
The 1959 rules were:
Do not steal.
Doubly so from the church.
The poor box? Gimme that shovel.
This is what I saw on the way to Trader Joes yesterday. Do you think everyone in Northridge decided one day this was going to be the new normal? But there they are just the same.
When I worked on Lord Bezos’ Farm, in the gourmet department, street people would wander in and calmly load their backpacks with premium wine and liquor and walk out the door with impunity. They made no attempt to conceal their theft. If we caught them and the total value was under $950, which it always was (occasionally, daringly, it would kiss up to the prosecutorial red line) the shift manager would turn them loose to return another day.
This is not forgiveness but licentiousness. No one voted for two sets of books, one for the law abiding and another for the Free State of Jones and its profiteers, but this is the mockery of compassion we now must endure.
If you think this benevolence extends to you, try being $100 in arrears to the city as a commuter and taxpayer. Count the days before the late penalties turn into bench warrants.
You don’t know my name, said Jean Valjean. I’m a thief.
Of course I do, said the Bishop, your name is Brother.
You forgot your candlesticks. Use this silver to become an honest man.
God has raised you out of darkness, I have saved your soul for God.
The priest’s gesture was effective because he spared Jean from a return to prison for life. Remove the gendarmerie from the equation and there is no grace, only pointless indulgence. No redemption, no Marius, no Cosette, no wedding.
I wonder what became of Gene Raymond Townsley?
The Bishop of Digne painting by Darin Ashby
November 6, 1961: “These are exciting days for the Valley’s Ginger Drysdale, the beautiful 22-year-old wife of the famous Dodger pitcher. Ginger, a photographer’s model who has done many television commercials, recently was summoned to Warner Bros., placed under 90-day option and given a part in ‘Hawaiian Eye.’…Ginger is going to spend this weekend helping Don paint their comfortable, modern three-bedroom home in Van Nuys.”
I’m trying to get my head around a major league athlete moving to Van Nuys at the peak of his career, let alone a Hall of Famer, even if he grew up here as Don Drysdale did. But then I would be forgetting this was before free agency.
Drysdale won 25 games in 1962, for which he earned…$36,000, together with Sandy Koufax half of the dominant pitching duo of the decade.
They were paid at the pleasure of owner Walter O’Malley who thought of contract negotiation thusly: “Baseball is an old-fashioned game with old-fashioned traditions.” Translation: you are bound to me by a reserve clause, while I enjoy a congressional exemption from anti-trust laws.
It was not uncommon for players to take second jobs in the winter. Stars like Drysdale opened businesses. The Dugout, on Oxnard St., lasted until 1982. Today it is the location of La Serenita, a Mexican restaurant.
Koufax owned the Tropicana Motel in West Hollywood, which would prove both lucrative and historic in the 1970s.
America wasn’t winner-take-all then. There was a lower ceiling but a higher floor (for white folks). Teachers and Dodger wives shared driveways and did their own house painting.
Zack Greinke and Clayton Kershaw were paid $62 million this year. There are people on my block who live in converted tool sheds, then commute to work, in keeping with our New Normal.
On the other hand, I have Moroccan tile in my bathroom now, which no one in Van Nuys had in 1962. I also probably eat better than the Drysdales did, and so can pretty much anyone who takes the time to shop creatively in the cornucopia of LA. Most of us don’t. We eat with our hands from a salty greasy bag without portional restraint. Right now I’m eating Japanese buckwheat noodles and bok choy, watching an ad for Progressive insurance and here’s Stephanie Courtney as Flo, TV’s top pitchwoman. I think of the few hundred actors below her who book regular commercial work and below them, the Breughel-like masses, the 100,000 actors who book nothing and try to create mystique on YouTube….and there, in the background, are the picket fences of Orion Street, Van Nuys’ contribution to Americana porn.
All these things are true simultaneously. Los Angeles is nothing if not polarity.
Ron Shelton wrote a wonderful speech for Bull Durham neatly summarizing the distance between those who make it to the major leagues (and enjoy million dollar contracts) and those who languish in the bus leagues until they give up hope:
“Know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? It’s 25 hits. 25 hits in 500 at bats is 50 points, okay? There’s 6 months in a season, that’s about 25 weeks. That means if you get just one extra flare a week – just one – gorp… you get a groundball, you get a groundball with eyes… you get a dying quail, just one more dying quail a week… and you’re in Yankee Stadium.”
In 1969 Ginger filed for divorce and a restraining order against Don, citing 30 separate incidents of assault. Don passed away in 1993, alone in a hotel room.
Drysdale’s second wife sold his memorabilia for over a $1 million in 2016, twice the sum he earned as a player in his entire career, making his memory more lucrative than his performance. Ginger got nothing.
Photos courtesy of Valley Times Collection
January 19, 1950: “Frederick Kester, 66, and his wife, Margaret, 56, of 13067 Pierce St., Pacoima, leave Valley Municipal Court after receiving continuance until next Wednesday on complaint of health officers. Charge is that their trailer and lean-to shack do not have proper sanitary facilities. Couple, who claim to be prophets, also have 20 cats, goats, ducks and dogs on property.”
August 10, 1954: “Mildred Taylor, a 24-year-old waitress, is shown entering Van Nuys jail. A large marijuana plant was seized at her home. She was held on suspicion of auto grand theft. Later dope was found in car and home.”
December 1, 1964: “Eugene Gelson, second from left, and supporters of newly formed ‘Family and Community Minded for Decent Literature in Encino’ examine some questionable magazines in Gelson’s Market.”
This is what I got to watch on the way home from the dentist today: fisticuffs between a man and a woman over a plastic bag pile beneath the 101.
Historic photos courtesy of Valley Times Collection
Behold the good people of K-town, marching down Wilshire, in protest….
Against climate change? No.
A homeless shelter on Vermont.
This is the point of frustration we have reached in Los Angeles.
Faced with the abnormal being made permanent, the city is in rebellion.
There’s just one catch. With one city councilperson per 300,000 residents, rebellions can be safely ignored. The Koreatown shelter, mightily resisted in May, is quietly being moved downmarket to working-class linguistically divided Macarthur Park.
What are the odds Latinx Armenian Filipino Thai Middle Eastern White Hipster Van Nuys is going to escape a similar fate?
Lets put it this way, we are unable to get the palm weeds pulled in front of the Valley Government Center. The weeds don’t pay anybody. They don’t have a lobby. But in The Nuys they own the sidewalk. One can obtain Bitcoin at an ATM on Oxnard Blvd, then cross the street into a state of nature. Such are the contradictions we enjoy now.
Every time you see one of these guys understand there are people who do not live in your neighborhood making money off them. Your blight is another person’s meal ticket, shuffling about in rags. He has a power structure behind him. You do not.
Service providers with a stake in the outcome infiltrate public meetings with shills holding signs and nary a peep of contradiction do we hear from the Times. The lobbying by interested parties and the coverage of same by local media has become a feedback loop of assumed agreement.
Among the unexamined assumptions are these:
Is there a right to hop a bus to LA, squat on the sidewalk and declare residency?
Are such people entitled to free housing and health care?
Can Angelenos demand sobriety and labor in return for public assistance?
Housing is cheap and abundant across the U.S. Why is LA the solution?
Mr. UpintheValley votes No, No, Yes and Good Question to the above. My neighbors would as well. Which is why we do not hear the Issue of Issues debated in the city government. We get warnings instead. They will educate us about our misconceptions.
Who among us practices the inclusivity he preaches? Very few. If there is a person in the power structure downtown who has opened his home to a crack addict he has been awfully discreet about it.
Our ability to live Christ’s example is daily impeded by the dark river of social ills policymakers have created. The current is too strong to cast our nets as fishers of men, even in those off moments when we wish to. City Hall is breaking the bonds of fellowship between citizens. It has made us all a little harder, something we’re beginning to recognize in ourselves and resent.
Almost everything about Van Nuys has changed dramatically for the better in the past decade. Except for Shantytown, Inc.
As my friend Wise Andrew put it, we may be looking at the twilight of tolerance.
It is the particular folly of Los Angeles to allow itself to be ruled by people who do not live here.
Carol Sobel was counsel in Jones vs. Los Angeles which ushered in the Era of City Wide Street Camping. Her co-counsel was Ben Wizner of San Francisco, subsequently more famous as Edward Snowden’s lawyer.
The consequential local policy decision of this century was undertaken without a vote of the City Council or public referendum.
Surrendering a winnable case is as much an action as an appeal. Los Angeles folded in Jones not because it had a bad hand to play, but a strong one. With victory comes the responsibility to act, and who wants that? Better a log rollers paradise of service provider patronage and self-serving explanations for why people camp on the street and it’s never incentives.
Rocky Delgadillo, Carmen Trutanich, Mike Feuer, and their deputies need to explain themselves.
Since the Jones agreement, Duchess Carol has enriched herself mightily by way of nuisance lawsuits against the city: for confiscating the “possessions” of homeless people, for detaining activists disrupting city-sponsored walking tours of Skid Row, for police sweeps and drug searches.
The cases don’t go to trial. Carol files a claim and the City Attorney cuts her a settlement check. She has pocketed millions in the past decade while establishing a de facto veto over action undertaken by the city to clean up encampments.
All while living on the swanky side 0f Santa Monica, off Montana, in Larry David-ville.
We must do as she dictates or “open the keys to the reserve fund”, to quote Councilman Mike Bonin.
My question for the people in City Hall underwriting the Duchesses peerage is: where do you live? Are you residents of the City of Los Angeles? Or do you like so many others who profit from our present chaos, slip away at the end of the day to a tidier jurisdiction? Who in this arrangement is representing my interests?
Mike Bonin doesn’t live in the Valley, but the schoolchildren are told to paint murals of him here. His visage presides over the hole in the chain link fence next to the Pacoima Wash, welcoming the crackheads to their shanties.
Mr. UpintheValley is feeling a bit woke this week.
The Tenderloin, San Francisco, last week.
The Valley, yesterday.
You’re looking at two cities moving in opposing directions in dealing with derelicts.
I include the top photo in the name of thoroughness. It’s misleading. There are few people pitching tents on the street in San Francisco. Very few. This I can report after a thorough walking tour of the problem areas of the City. I didn’t see encampments. Nor blue tarp pallet houses, surrounded by whirlpools of plastic garbage. No wagon trains of ramshackle vehicles converted to housing lining the streets. There is nothing like Skid Row, not even under the freeway.
I’m not going to sugarcoat it: the City has a stumbling army of drug addicts in the Tenderloin/Mid-Market Street area, a smaller battalion in the inner Mission, and this is a highly visible problem, at times loud and threatening. But it is localized. Walk five blocks and you’re well out of it. I lived in and around SF for a decade, and the Tenderloin has always been like this.
Spending a few days up north was a shock to the system. San Francisco in my memory was the gold standard of street craziness and civic permissiveness. Compared to the shitstorm Los Angeles has inflicted on itself in the past decade it might as well be Canada.
There are structural reasons why things are the way they are and at the top of the list is the Jones agreement between Los Angeles and the ACLU permitting sidewalk camping in the wake of a 9th Circuit Court ruling in 2007.
We give them free phones.
We give them EBT cards.
We provide gold-plated healthcare, unavailable to rate-paying citizens.
We allow the 911 system to be used as a taxi service.
We allow shoplifting under $950.
We have issued a hall pass for all infractions from jaywalking to defecation.
But the granddaddy of broken windows, the original sin, is camping on the street. Offer up Los Angeles at a cost basis of zero, pay them to stay, place no limit to their number, then watch the Law of Incentives go to work.
William Bratton, then Chief of Police, wanted to appeal the Jones decision and had law and precedence in his favor. The Ninth Circuit held that addiction/alcoholism was an involuntary status, like cancer, and could not be criminalized. Sleeping on the street was involuntary conduct, protected by the eighth amendment. To say either of these floodgate opening premises would be viewed differently by a higher court would be an understatement. The City of LA was happy to take the opening the lower court offered to do what it wanted in the first place: pretend its hands were tied and create a sanctuary. Bratton was replaced with Charlie Beck, a careerist eager to parrot fashionable schemes.
The original injunction was limited in scope to Skid Row, and only to times when shelter beds were unavailable. In practice, it was applied citywide without discretion. Now it’s a billion dollar business, protected by a militia of interested parties. Since the passing of Props. H, and HHH, Los Angeles has hired over 1,000 additional employees at every level of homeless services.
Just try pulling the plug on those jobs and service grants. Why would you? The quarter-cent sales tax is with us now and the money will find a pocket to land in, and that pocket will go home to South Pasadena, where they have “No camping” signs at the city limits.
No other municipality in the Southland does this, not even Santa Monica anymore.
We have two populations sharing the same real estate: one based in civic responsibility and bound by the obligations of paying bills, living at the mercy of City Hall…the other feral, Free State of Jones.