“Your car has been seen on Sepulveda Blvd, a known area of street prostitution.”
“If you aren’t soliciting, you have no reason to worry about finding one of these letters in your mailbox. But if you are, you and your wife or family will have something to discuss at dinner. This letter will discourage you from returning. Soliciting for sex in our neighborhoods is not okay.”
“Our license plate readers are everywhere.”
Sincerely, Nury Martinez
Since my car is frequently seen on Sepulveda Blvd., I guess I can look forward to receiving many such notices like this.
Mrs. UpintheValley‘s car is on Sepulveda twice daily. In fact, she’s in the habit of frequenting the known prostitution hot spot that is the Jon’s supermarket parking lot, the better to prize meat for her husband. No, really. You don’t think…?
Gee, and to think we were sharing the same bed all these years.
Gun owners in Los Angeles have been getting idiotic letters like this for years. Where do politicians think they derive the power to undertake things like this?
Regarded UITV,
I don’t know who you are or where you live, but your blog is genius — kind of like you’re reading my mind in describing the unraveling that I witness.
In solidarity,
Paul