My name is Ms. Jane Doe

The Wages of Crack
The Wages of Crack

‘Gnnnughh! Uhhhghh!’

‘Are you okay?’

‘HAhhahahhahahahahaha!’

‘Can I get you anything?  Do you need help?’

‘My night is jerhgjerrr jerghjgawwwww….’

‘What’s your name?’

‘Mzzzzzzzzzz Jaaaaaane Doe! Ho ho ho ho……..’  (cough, cough, snot blow)

‘Okay. God bless you.’