Yes, it’s in water. We even added Purcell’s Tree Preservative. Oh, Christmas tree, stop dropping your needles. Ten days we’ve had you.
You’re not sad enough to be endearing, like the Charlie Brown tree which was green, at least. You’re just irritating. Ugly and overpriced. A harbinger of bad tidings. Up the chimney with you! Come grinch, help us put things aright.