Mrs. U: My day was incredibly frustrating.
Me: Do you want to talk about it?
Mrs. U: No. I just want to watch The Bachelor.
Me: I might have deleted it by mistake.
Mrs. U: Very funny. And most not forgivable. Does he send home Kendall? Don’t tell me. It’s Kendall, right? Don’t tell me.
Mrs. U: This makes no sense at all. Kendall is too good for him. She won’t say yes. Tia loved him! What was he thinking? What was she thinking, telling him she loved him? Why was she wearing white? I hate Arie! Someone should beat him with a shoe.
Me: How’s your headache?
Mrs. U: Oh, I’m all better now. I can’t wait to listen to the recap tomorrow.