I encountered this guy around the corner yesterday. He had wandered into the neighborhood from Sepulveda, sweaty and disheveled, muttering on the curb as he loaded his crack pipe…unfettered by self-consciousness, so deep was he into the finger rituals of addiction.
Like my beloved Los Angeles, he was in a state of nervous prostration. A herald of self-destruction. It made me think of our three-month bender of submission to safetyism and power-tripping bureaucrats. So many of us remain insensible to reason. Hopeful data do not appease us. Hard facts of morbidity do not move us. We’re all Emily Dickinson now, cowering at the top of the stairs. We hide behind our duty masks and wait for someone else to be the first to defy authority, lest we are ratted out on social media.
When we take the full measure of the economic damage inflicted upon ourselves and face with clear eyes our willingness to swallow propaganda from a garden hose we will look back on this time as one of madness. We will tell our children by way of explanation for the debt we hand them, forgive us, it was sort of like we were smoking crack.
“I am growing handsome very fast indeed! I expect I shall be the belle of Amherst when I reach my 17th year. I don’t doubt that I will have crowds of admirers…” When admirers failed to appear, roaring disappointment contracted Emily’s world. She ventured no further than the garden gate, then the sitting room, finally her bedroom, where she retreated for the remainder of her life. Amherst became that terra incognita signified on ancient flat earth maps by sea dragons.
“A prison gets to be a friend,” Dickinsonfamously said. As we emerge from the lockdown, will our pent up creative energies prevail, will the animal spirits of commerce revive fully intact, or will we find ourselves diminished somehow? Marked by a limp? Will we embrace a newly discovered weakness?
My beloved Los Angeles has crossed the rubicon. The stay in your house, keep the economy on life support, we love telling the little people what to do ethos has been made semi-permanent. The Wuhan virus restrictions shall remain in place until there is a “cure”. Because science this woman says so.
And this guy.
What began in the name of flattening the curve now continues in perpetuity, or until there is a vaccine. That’s not the premise we began with, is it? See how quickly that happened? Once surrendered, civil liberties are not easily regained.
In all likelihood, there will not be a vaccine before the end of the year. It is possible we may never have one. There has never been a cure for the flu or any other variant of coronavirus. There is only mitigation.
A warm climate and car-oriented sprawl prevented a spike in the curve in Los Angeles. So what now is a power-tripping, virtue-signaling bureaucrat to do?
Mandatory Face Coverings! Anywhere outside your house! Let a militia of Karens go forth to inform on their neighbors…
The LA Times continues to act as though its proper role is that of Mayor Garcetti’s PR firm: “Here Are The Rules” squeals the headline proclaiming his new dispensation. No questions of why, or how long, or what data is underpinning the decision making. No mediating of the public interest, just diktat from court eunuchs.
Let us ask a few questions the Times is incapable of.
-We have never before quarantined healthy people. Why are we doing it now? -In March, we were told masks were unnecessary. We were also told specifically to go forth and enjoy the sunshine. Why now the masks and restrictions? -Our only lasting defense, absent a vaccine, is herd immunity. The lockdown prevents that. Show the math that proves we will be healthier at years end without it. -Has any disease ever successfully been locked away in a cupboard? -Are the secondary health outcomes of lockdown: depression, substance abuse, sedentary behavior and delayed preventative care, exacting a greater cost than the virus itself? -If the risk pool is easily identifiable: i.e.; 80-year-olds and obese people with co-morbidities, why isn’t the quarantine limited to them? -Why are the 58,000 homeless people in LA exempt from the rules, and what does the absence of an outbreak among them tell us? -Gov. Newsom has set a benchmark of “no deaths for two weeks” before strictures can be lifted. Is such a target possible? What statutory power is he drawing from? -There are clinical findings coming in daily from around the world that contradict WHO/CDC guidance. Why is clinical data labeled “misinformation” if it is found to be effective?
Speaking of eunuchs…here’s Rachel Levine, Pennsylvania health czar, mandating, as did New York, nursing homes accept Wuhan virus patients. But not before removing her own mother from a nursing home. In what dystopian novel did the villains look like this?
Los Angeles is two cities now. Elites who work from home and rely on delivery while mocking the concerns of the rest of us who have to mix with others in order to obtain a living. For how long is that sustainable, even in a one-party state?
I went to MacLeod for a beer run and encountered this woman shuffling across Victory…hunched…clutching her mask to her ears as though warding off demons…fearfully navigating the sunshine. This is what we’ve allowed the media to do to us. We veil ourselves as though we were living in Tehran, 1982. What are we really afraid of? I don’t think it’s the Wuhan virus. Being Karen-ed by a neighbor, on the other hand, seeking to collect her snitch reward…being ratioed by the Virtue Police on social media…these are our modern terrors.
Trader Joes is one of the few permissible places we are allowed out of doors. How quickly we have acclimated to lining up like this. Let’s roll back to February for a moment. If you could be put in a time machine how confused would you be by our present submission?
It’s nearly May. The dreaded curve is in the rearview mirror. Our zealotry has exceeded any data-driven health concerns. All is now a public demonstration of obedience to rules handed down by the Clerisy.
I feel I’m being a bit of a bore writing this for the third time. But neither the Mayor nor the Governor have the statutory power to suspend civil liberties. To hear them speak of the conditions which need be met before the economy can resume one is given the impression of a royal personage considering the granting of a favor.
Sweetheart, if you want to wear a mask and confine yourself to your rooms, no one is stopping you. Which of course you are not doing. Nor are you going without a paycheck while you outline your terms of Our New Normal. The rest of us, on the other hand, could do with some herd immunity. You know what else? We have centuries of good public health policy on our side.
We will regret letting the government bribe us with our own money to not work. Trixie likes a good belly rub, but she’d rather be climbing Runyon. So would I. So would you. Even if hiking isn’t your thing, liberty is.
How dispiriting it is to see people in the Valley wearing masks inside their own cars because Mayor Yoga Pants told them to. You would not know this from listening to local media, but he has ZERO statutory authority to do so. These are requests of the public presented to us as binding commands from the state. There is no municipal code called Thou Shalt Not Defy Garcetti.
The Wuhan regulations have little to do with public health and everything to do with our Liberty. We submit to them at our peril.
We snuck into Fryman Canyon over the weekend to discover a small fellowship of hikers edict defiers skulking on the trail with masks around their necks, which they hastily pulled over their noses when they saw us, lest we report them.
Every model of viral prediction has proved wrong, not by a percentage, but exponentially. As we descend the right side of the bell curve, the will to power has not been leavened by the fragility of prognosis or the absence of a tsunami of demand on the hospitals, nor the revelation the morbidity rate is far lower and seroprevalence far greater than assumed. Those details shall be memory-holed. Crisis is the order of the day. May the wealth-leveling panic continue, command the Clerisy. No herd immunity for you! A poorer electorate is a submissive one.
Sometimes an act so small as swinging from a tree can be restorative of citizenship. Where the feet go, the mind follows.
In January, when I reported for jury duty there were a number of older Asian women in the pool wearing masks, which I found a bit paranoid, though polite. I chalked it up to cultural differences, but now you can’t buy one. My nephew this week is in the desert winds of New Mexico wiring a cooling tower without a dust mask in violation of OSHA regulations. Masks are great for industrial particles. They don’t do squat against the pandemic, but he waits on Amazon to fill backorders.
On Saturday I picked up a woman in Marina Del Rey a bit miffed at developments. She owns a condo in Palm Springs which she AirBnBs for Coachella. It’s certain to be canceled, she said, and soon she’ll have to refund the $5000 she’s already collected. Was she worried about taking an Uber, a natural vector for infection? Of course not. “No one under 60 needs to worry about COVID-19”. Is she right? Yes…but there are caveats.
Mrs. UpintheValley went to Trader Joes yesterday to discover a run on canned goods. She settled for pasta sauce. She went to Target to double our reserves of toilet paper and tissue. They were all out of bacterial wipes. I went to the gym and had to stand in line to use the treadmill. The Zumba class was full. All the dumbells were in use, one sweaty hand after another trading off on the same damp bacteria encased grip. Tame Impala played a sold-out show at the Forum last night. Snctm, the $75,000/year Beverly Hills sex club, will be proceeding with its scheduled orgy this weekend.
We are free with our fluids in month two of the pandemic, then we reach for bacterial wipes and wonder about our neighbor’s cough. We go to the Laker game and then blame the President for not doing….well, something more. He stopped flights from China in January and they called him racist. Tonight he embargoed flights from Europe for 30 days and the media is in an ecstasy of sanctimony: Too late! Our American Chernobyl is upon us! Get the widow on the set! Get me B roll of people on ventilators!
Except…its not happening. Yet. The seasonal flu kills 50-80,000 people every year, mostly the very elderly. Wuhan virus, we’re looking at hundreds. So far, all elderly. But…the vectors have been established. The bacteria has breached our shores, and if the epidemiologist math is correct, its spread should peak on March 21. If there was a time to self-quarantine it was now. Naturally, I went out for a beer.
MacLeod was not wanting for business. Andrew was there and confessed to anxiousness. We had entered a time of madness, but there was no way to wash your hands of it, he punned. On cue, the bartender brought me a ten-dollar bill I had mistakenly folded into a pile of singles I had given him. It was a gesture of honesty, and I accepted it from his bare fingers, which had handled dirty sweaty cash all day, and then I put my hands into a bowl of peanuts and helped myself. Everyone who came to MacLeod before 7 pm was now in my mouth.
I stopped at Target on the way home, just in case there were provisions for the siege not yet obtained and was greeted by an exodus of carts piled high with bleach, the wipes having sold out. Alternatively, you could simply sing “Happy Birthday” twice as you washed your hands and achieve a better result. I happen to be both a thorough hand-washer and at the same time an indiscriminate muncher of free grub from sneeze bowls. That is my particular dementia.
Get some DayQuil, Mrs. U advised, you never know. I’m not entirely sure what good that would do in the event of respiratory illness but I scrounged the very last box in the store, forgotten on the bottom shelf. When I got home she announced school was canceled for the rest of the month, all the private schools in LA, and she would be undertaking “distance teaching”. The NBA was suspending games until further notice. Coachella was postponed to October.
I texted my nephew. The power was out in the mountains. He was assembling an automatic rifle by headlamp. No cough medicine for him. To each his own prep.