The Rubicon

Across the street from CSUN
Across the street from CSUN…seven takers and counting

For the adventurous who go to the website to fill out the on-line application, there’s a box you can check:

YES! I am available to meet with your Company in Los Angeles, to become a PORNSTAR (sex with men, on camera), LATER TODAY.

Later Today!  No sleeping on it. No consulting with Facebook friends.

I guess this means they send men to your dorm room who carry you off on a litter like Cleopatra. Subject to terms and conditions, of course.