We can have big piles of Tater Tot-Chos, atop piles of ground beef, atop baked potatoes, drizzled with cheese and sour cream. We can eat our food with pitchforks. Dig in!
Lotsa weed, too. Now with the Time Inc., seal of approval.
We’ll have easy chairs for our easy well-decorated lives in the backyard. We are obsessed! with comfort. Gorgeous comfort. Easy gorgeous flaccid plumping fun comfort. Seriously. Right now.
But we’ll beat diabetes by eating pizza.
Don’t forget to grab a
soda energy drink at the register. Otherwise, you may pass out from exhaustion in the parking lot.