There are two forms of persuasion in the militant vegan arsenal: Behold The Horror, and Wouldn’t You Rather Be Pretty? If I didn’t already know this cause I married one, both were in abundant evidence at the VegFest at Woodley Park Sunday, which I was dragged to attended willingly! Let’s gets started:
The star attraction: Freelee the Banana Girl and her amazing torso, all the way from Australia, posing with star struck teenaged girls. She claims to eat 30 bananas day, and posts YouTube videos where she frets about becoming too skinny. She also denies any use of supplements. Cocaine, for example. Or Marlboros, or liposuction. Plant-based gains! Everybody suck it! Consider not Occam’s Razor. Enjoy the view. I have no reason not to be persuaded.
go fruit yourself! so says freelee. seriously. it’s her catchphrase.